The showman already has a separate story about a dwelling with cockroaches

The showman already has a separate story about a dwelling with cockroaches

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100 DAYS WITHOUT A PRIMADONNA

Fans lost Alla Pugacheva on March 6 – on the first Sunday of spring, when, according to tradition, they gathered to celebrate the “holiday of yellow flowers” invented by the artist. On this day, from year to year, a crowd of fans crowd around the walls of the castle in the village of Gryaz, waiting for the moment when Alla Borisovna appears on the balcony and says: “Spring is allowed!”. But this time, to the disappointment of the public, only a short note from the singer was waiting for her with a “power of attorney to resolve the spring” …

So almost 100 days ago it turned out that Pugacheva and Galkin had left the country.

Alla Pugacheva with Andrei Makarevich and Boris Grebenshchikov at the forum of Russian culture in Israel

Alla Pugacheva with Andrei Makarevich and Boris Grebenshchikov at the forum of Russian culture in Israel

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“FOUND MOM’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE”

It was no coincidence that the star family went to Israel: they have been going here to rest for many years in a row, and the promised land to Galkin is not a stranger. According to rumors, this spring, the comedian with his wife and children received Israeli citizenship. As he himself jokes in his new program, “I got my mother’s birth certificate” (Maxim’s mother was Jewish, his father was Russian) – they say, it finally came in handy.

In addition, the showman’s older brother has long lived on the Mediterranean coast: in the rich town of Caesarea, the so-called “Israeli Rublevka”, Dmitry Galkin even found a free house, which housed the Pugacheva family. The showman has already got a separate story about this dwelling: they say that Israeli cockroaches attack him every now and then, which are not like Russian ones – several times larger (up to 5 cm in length).

– Uncomfortable in front of his brother, of course: people will say that he gave Galkin a house with cockroaches. But there really were three cockroaches, I swat one of them. Although these Russian cockroaches can be slammed, and in the case of Israeli ones, this is murder, – the comedian shares at concerts. – After all, he doesn’t die right away, you have to squeeze it, all this with some kind of wild crunch – a terrible thing!

Maxim Galkin on the beach

Maxim Galkin on the beach

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Of course, the Israeli mansion does not reach the castle in Gryazi, but secular chroniclers have already found out: such real estate costs more than 6 million dollars, and Galkin Sr. earned it by producing weapons and ammunition in Russia. The paparazzi managed to capture the star mansion from a quadcopter: a small three-story villa is surrounded by palm trees and a swimming pool, behind the fence on all sides are the neighbors’ plots. With one of the neighbors, Galkin, according to his confession, established a special connection.

– He is an Israeli, in Russian no boom-boom, and smokes grass all day, – the humorist says at his concerts. – And I have a sofa by the pool, where I rest at midday. And the waves of this fragrance fly right onto my sofa. By the end of the day, I felt like I was smoking!

Now Maxim Galkin has his first tour after his departure: by the end of June, the comedian will give two dozen concerts on Israeli stages. Judging by the videos on social networks, they are all sold out: Galkin, to the delight of the audience, jokes for two hours about sanctions, show business, his own “betrayal”, returning to Russia and sings in every way with voices from Zykina to Monetochka. Until the beginning of September, everything is planned for the showman: the artist has already announced new tours in Poland, Latvia, England and even the most distant corners – Australia and New Zealand.

GALKIN TEACHING HEBREW

The life of Pugacheva and Galkin in Israel is not like Russian everyday life: here they walk without security, swim on a common beach along with ordinary vacationers, walk around cafes and cultural events, where they occasionally take pictures with Russian-speaking fans.

The showman himself assures that the promised land reminds him of Odessa, where he spent his childhood. Here, they say, the same colorful people: there are no uncomfortable topics for them, and jokes for future concerts are born right on the street.

Maxim Galkin rides a bike in his free time

Maxim Galkin rides a bike in his free time

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– One lady on the beach asked me what I was doing here in Israel, why did I come? – Galkin told from the stage at the next performance. – And then she narrowed her eyes suspiciously: “I know that men after forty come here to treat what has fallen. Really ..?” I had to reassure that so far only my eyesight has fallen!

It seems that Maxim Galkin has big plans for Israel: the comedian hired a teacher and began to learn Hebrew.

“It’s some kind of nightmare, I’ll tell you,” Galkin admits at his concerts. – Although I have been coming here for 23 years and I am a linguist by education. At first I liked that in Hebrew there are a lot of words from the same syllables, but then it took on the proportions of a natural disaster. The teacher dictates to me: bak-bak, gal-gal, sun-sun. I think maybe he’s mocking me? I can’t check. It turned out not. Gal-gal, for example, is a wheel. But why couldn’t it just be called gal? What is this, a double wheel? My brain is already dry!

… AND PUGACHEVA IS GOING TO RUSSIA

Another popular joke at the showman’s concerts is about returning to his homeland.

“All the same, they won’t let me back in,” Galkin waves his hand, announcing bold statements and dashing parodies. – Although when they ask me if I’m going to Russia, I answer the same thing. There is such a sign: if you throw a coin, you will definitely return. And I there, in fact, threw a couple of million!

Meanwhile, the Primadonna from the first days denied moving abroad: they say, “vacations, vacations and treatment are not considered emigration.” So recently, the singer again confirmed: by the fall she will be at home.

– Of course, we will come, the children should go to school. In the meantime, they are at a distance, – said the artist to the journalists who tracked her down.

Liza Galkina swims in the sea

Liza Galkina swims in the sea

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The twins Lisa and Harry Galkin are still enrolled in the First Moscow Gymnasium, where a month of education costs 160 thousand for each child. However, according to rumors, Alla Borisovna has already found a school in Israel for the children, and they can go to the third grade at a new place of residence. In the meantime, the children of the star couple are enjoying the holidays. They say that in August, when the father of the family goes on tour to Jurmala, all the family will go with him: all four traditionally spend this month in a Latvian resort.

MEANWHILE

Divorce? – Fig you!

Numerologist Klara Kuzdenbaeva warned Pugacheva and Galkin about a possible discord in the family. According to her, 2022 is not easy for the spouses: the period of energy decline will negatively affect their life together.

– In the program of Alla Pugacheva there is no female happiness. She may start having problems in the family, she may even go as far as a divorce, – the numerologist predicted. – The family is kept largely thanks to Alla Borisovna. Only she is able to withstand the unbearable nature of her husband.

However, the Primadonna herself only laughed at this.

– They read to me that Max and I are getting a divorce. Not! – Pugacheva told Russian reporters in Israel, after which she laughed and defiantly showed the fig to the camera.

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