Yeah of course. Actually, we are all great film connoisseurs. We only stream series if they are a narrative masterpiece and or at least we can convince ourselves that we have taken something culturally valuable from a “2 seasons in 2 days” weekend.
But we’re among ourselves here and can therefore openly admit: Sometimes you watch series on Netflix, Amazon, Sky and Co. also because of the hot cast or exciting relationship constellations.
The sex appeal of vampires in series and films has long been documented
Not just since Twilight has it been true in pop culture: Little is as sexy as the cultured undead. Not all undead, of course, sorry The Walking Dead. Where zombies shuffle around, smelly, attractive vampires pour themselves another glass of blood and hungrily fix the exposed carotid artery.
Anyone who doesn’t see the erotic potential has never read fanfictions. For everyone else: Here comes the definitive ranking of the hottest series vampires – and where you can stream them.
9th place of the sexiest TV vampires: Angel from Angel – Hunter of Darkness
David Boreanaz als Angel
David Boreanaz’s Angel is a vampire, but after an extremely cruel and bloody past, he has developed a moral compass and the will to do good. That can be sexy, made him look more like a pragmatic relationship option in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. We ignore the fact that Angel always loses his soul because of a curse exactly when he has sex and experiences a moment of absolute happiness.
With the spin-off Angel – Hunter of Darkness, Buffy’s great love was finally able to establish itself as an independent figure and emerge from the shadow of a much hotter vampire. But more on that later.
Where to stream the series: Seasons 1 to 5 of Angel are at Disney+ *
8th place of the sexiest TV vampires: The Vampire Queen, Charmed – Magical Witches
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If you’re wondering, “Who the hell is the vampire queen?”, You’re probably not alone. This is an often forgotten supporting character who appears in only two episodes of Charmed and, among other things, turns Paige into a vampire. In season 4, episode 18 the role is played by Elizabeth Gracen, in season 7, episode 22 by Jacqui Maxwell.
The fascination with the vampire queen lies less with her concrete plot relevance or her appearance, rather it is about her powerful position and her extraordinary abilities. Ever since Aaliyah in Queen of the Damned, we know: It can’t be unsexy.
You can stream the series here: Seasons 1 to 8 of Charmed are available on TVNOW
Platz 7 der sexysten TV-Vampire: Damon, Vampire Diaries
Everyone’s hot, but Damon is in the front right
There are TV vampires with a particularly exciting story. There are TV vampires whose character development makes them incredibly fascinating. And there are TV vampires who just look nice and smooth, and that’s why they end up on lots of posters in teenagers’ rooms.
Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder) is one of those blood-sucking beauties who, in Vampire Diaries, becomes part of a momentous love triangle with his brother and his lady of the heart Elena. That makes for tons of complicated feelings, explosive passion, and number 7 on this list. Congratulations!
You can stream the series here: Seasons 1 to 8 of the Vampire Diaries are available on TVNOW, Prime Video * and Netflix
6th place of the sexiest TV vampires: Alucard, Hellsing
Alucard from Hellsing
Alucard from the anime series Hellsing may not be a “real” person, but he has something that many sexually attractive vampires lack in series: style. Great outfit? Check. Horny gun? Check. The kind of mysterious Goth aura that vampires have always made so incredibly fascinating? Check, check, check.
Alucard is endowed with formidable skills and enjoys playing with its victims. At the same time, the brutality of the series is loosened up again and again by its sarcastic nature. Cut a slice of it, TV vampires. Or at least opt for a similarly unique look.
You can stream the series here: Season 1 of Hellsing is on Crunchyroll
# 5 Sexiest TV Vampire: Roman, Hemlock Grove
Being part of the Skarsgård family sometimes seems, at least optically, like someone using cheat codes for life. Bill Skarsgård plays a rich boy with a dark secret in Hemlock Grove and manages the balancing act between charm and brutality that has already established itself as a recipe for success for this list.
His character Roman Godfrey, however, has a special feature that sets him apart from other TV vampires: He can dislocate his jaw to eat. Can be found scary, but can also be sexy. In which context it is up to your imagination.
You can stream the series here: Seasons 1 to 3 of Hemlock Grove are on Netflix
Platz 4 der sexysten TV-Vampire: Dean Winchester, Supernatural
Jensen Ackles as Dean
Yes, we cheated a bit here, but: A TV sexyness list that doesn’t show Supernatural’s Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) is not a good TV sexyness list. Dean is funny, happy to drink and always there for his family. No wonder that an angel even falls in love with him on the show.
Also: Even if the drinking demon hunter turned into a vampire for only one episode (season 6, episode 5), he was a vampire. So Dean has more than earned his place on this list.
3rd place of the sexiest TV vampires: Spike, Buffy – The Vampire Slayer
Buffy – Best Quotes Clip (Englisch)
Do you remember Angel, the honorable number 9 on this list? The reason for just being Buffy’s second best love interest is because of our number 3: Spike. The platinum blonde vampire from the cult series around Sarah Michelle Gellar was introduced as an antagonist, but quickly played itself into the hearts of the fans – and ultimately the protagonist.
Spike (James Marsters) is dangerous and therefore sexy. And incidentally paved the way for future platinum-blonde villains who let the fanfiction scene explode (looking at you, Draco Malfoy).
You can stream the series here: Seasons 1 to 7 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer are on TVNOW and Disney+ *
Platz 2 der sexysten TV-Vampire: Nadja, What We Do In The Shadows
Nadja (middle) with her blood-sucking roommates
If there’s one show that proves that a TV adaptation can make an incredibly good movie even better, it’s What We Do in the Shadows. The show about a chaotic vampire flat share is one of the funniest things you can currently stream in Germany and is based on the cult comedy 5 Zimmer Küche Sarg.
All characters are lovable in their own way, but the spirited and serene Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) also has something else: She always wears the right lipstick and has been associated with new incarnations of her one great love over the centuries. A well-deserved second place.
You can stream the series here: Seasons 1 and 2 of What We Do In The Shadows are available from Joyn +
Platz 1 der sexysten TV-Vampire: Eric, True Blood
True Blood – Eric & Sookie Kiss (Englisch)
I could now explain page by page why Eric Northman from True Blood is the sexiest vampire in series history. He wears jogging suits and always has a sarcastic comment on his lips. It is part of a series that has achieved cult status primarily through dramatically staged sex scenes. His blood gives you the best trip of your life.
In the end, there really only needs one argument: Eric Northman is played by Alexander Skarsgård. Case closed.
You can stream the series here: Seasons 1 to 7 of True Blood are available at Sky Ticket
More demons in the podcast: The grand finale after 15 years of Supernatural
After 15 years, the successful Supernatural series about the monster-hunting brothers Sam and Dean Winchester has come to an end.
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Esther Stroh and Andrea Wöger process their feelings to the overwhelming finale and discuss why it had to stop like this.
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